"IS THIS THE WORST RESTAURANT REVIEW EVER?" →

… asked The Guardian’s Media Monkey. I do think they could have phrased it better. 

I was reminded of this by the move of legendary west London Thai, Blue Elephant, to Saran Rom’s outrageous premises. I’ve occasionally been moved to wonder what happened to all that expensive carved mahogany and now have the answer: it has just been sitting there, gathering dust. 

They never did contact me to get their money, by the way.